Yesterday morning I woke up too early to get two of my kids off to school
way to early in the morning. (they have to be at the bus stop at 6:30 am, elementary school)
Guess what I found....
This is a half inch of shampoo in the bathtub
Someone tried to hide the evidence?
Someone short with black feet
You can't tell but there is an entire new bottle of soft scrub coating the floor, mixed with bubble bath and shampoo
I haven't had coffee yet
Notice the wee baby footprint
So I decide to go make coffee and wake up before waking the suspect
Dies!!! (mind you this is after I had swept off the loveseat and swept the floor)
Eyeshadow (loose pigment) finger painting in the middle of the night while Mommy & Daddy sleep?
This explains the bathroom
The rug was white and blue
Ah yes the tiny size 9 baby footprint with chocolate smudge
I guess all that destruction make you hungry.
My 3 year old daughter (my husbands child, I've disowned her) got into my eyeshadow box and dumped every single eyeshadow out onto the loveseat, played in it, got a chocolate snack cake, ate and then tried to clean herself up while destroying the bathroom, then brought her pillow and blanket into sleep on the floor by our bed. (I guess she didn't want to muss up her bed)
So after waking her pigment coated naked butt up and immediately scrubbing her off in the bath (using the half inch of shampoo she poured out) I then spent 3 + hours cleaning and shampooing the loveseat.
Kids will be kids you say? Oh no this child has: painted herself and the entire living room with 2 full jars of Vaseline, painted the bathroom with toothpaste-shampoo multiple times-Daddy's shave cream, my pomade, "washed" the kitchen floor in grape-orange and orange juice, painted the loveseat with frosting- hair gel-and Elmer's glue and at least 2-4 times a week pours the hand soap out all over the bathroom floor.
Where are her parents? the same place as most people at 2-4am....sleeping. How do you stop this?
I have all cleaning, shampoo, hair etc products locked in the bathroom closet, and everything is either put out of my reach so surely she cannot get to it.....WRONG. No matter how many times we move things, lock things up and secure things she find new ways (that we cannot figure out) to get to them or new things to destroy. I already suffer from insomnia I really need the 3-4 hours I do get. We are at a loss as to how to stop her from destroying everything while everyone else sleeps.
Anyway....so when you ask how I am and I say tired, remember these pictures and you'll know one of the reasons for my frequent answer.....I'm so tired!